Word Play Jokes

Over 1000 verbal wit based jokes on the meanings and ambiguities of words; puns, clever repartee, etc.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
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*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
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Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"I run a Weight Watchers class for w****s and thieves.
It's all about weighing up the pros and cons."

"I was waiting in line for a club last night and the guy at the door was checking IDs.
He was taking ages."

"I was coming home from work today and I saw a Nun riding on a Clowns back.
Now that's just virgin' on the ridiculous."

"The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof."

"Major car collision on Spaghetti Junction: 12 injured, 4 pasta way."

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*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app.  None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.  We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.