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3.72/5
(101 Ratings)
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Price
Free

Version
3.1.0

Downloads
50 000-250 000
Estimate :
50,000

Size
884.7 KB

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600+ Funny Sayings

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Funny Sayings: Over 600 funny twists on common sayings.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

“Bigger is better. Unless it’s a tumour.”

“My friend told me, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." So I lobbed a dictionary at his head - that showed him.”

“Oh yes, I've tried my hand at sex.”

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

“Had sex with a transvestite the other day. She took it like a man.”

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

600+ Funny Sayings was developed for Android by APPsolutely Fabulous

Package name : com.appfab.sayings

System permissions : 5 Click here to show/hide list
  • android.permission.INTERNET
  • android.permission.READ_PHONE_STATE
  • android.permission.ACCESS_NETWORK_STATE
  • android.permission.WRITE_EXTERNAL_STORAGE
  • com.android.vending.BILLING

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by Angela the 2/29/2012

Bleh Stupid

by Stephanie the 2/28/2012

Horrible This app is terrible! Its degrading to women, and uses entirely too much foul language! Do not download!

by Emily the 2/4/2012

Oh dear.. Froze as soon as I opened..

by tony the 12/12/2011

They were funny and made mi m8s laugh lol

by Wendy the 12/7/2011

Really stupid

by Jess the 11/29/2011

Keeps me giggling!

by nick the 11/17/2011

Help How do you access the clip board?

by Naffu the 11/3/2011

Boring one ..

by Dick the 9/28/2011

Funny, some of these had me in tears

by Neal the 8/29/2011

Too much Going on in the backround makrs it difficult to read. Not really worth the effort

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600+ Funny Sayings for Android was rated by Android Market Users on : 3.7/5


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