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900+ Funny Sayings

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Funny Sayings: Over 900 funny twists on common sayings.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.  Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

“Bigger is better. Unless it’s a tumour.”

“My friend told me, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." So I lobbed a dictionary at his head - that showed him.”

“Oh yes, I've tried my hand at sex.”

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

“Had sex with a transvestite the other day. She took it like a man.”

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

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900+ Funny Sayings was developed for Android by APPsolutely Fabulous

Package name : com.appfab.sayings

System permissions : 7 Click here to show/hide list
  • android.permission.INTERNET
  • android.permission.ACCESS_COARSE_LOCATION
  • android.permission.ACCESS_NETWORK_STATE
  • android.permission.READ_PHONE_STATE
  • android.permission.WRITE_EXTERNAL_STORAGE
  • android.permission.READ_EXTERNAL_STORAGE

I am the developer of this Application !

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Comments and Ratings for 900+ Funny Sayings

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by LynnG the 11/7/2012

Foul Foul says it. I was looking for family friendly

by Mitch the 11/6/2012

Gud Gud

by Taylor the 10/9/2012

850+funny sayings It was horoble doesnt even let u upload the sayings on to the internet .

by Gemma the 10/5/2012

Boring Rubish

by Greg the 9/22/2012


by Mariah the 9/20/2012

Horrible Flat out -___-"

by Alyssa Mae the 9/15/2012

Wwww Funny

by Sonya Jean the 9/8/2012

Ok Guess this stupid american just doesn't get the jokes

by Susan the 8/16/2012


by Janie the 7/26/2012

Ugh! Too many offensive words :( dont like it!

900+ Funny Sayings for Android was rated by Android Market Users on : 3.6/5


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