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3.04/5
(126 Ratings)

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Free

Version

1.1.3

Downloads

10 000-50 000
Estimate :
10,000

Size

16.8 KB

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**Thanks everybody who have commented and promoted this app in true Three Wolf Moon fashion.  Without all of you, this app wouldn't exist.  Development is underway to add some actual features to this app**

Would you like the power to punch a lion in the mouth?  ...The mental fortitude to drill a hole through the sun with your mind?  ...The audacity to tell your significant other to make you some pie?  ...The infallible epicness to take over the world?  ...The ability to gather a trio of wolves and have them howl at the moon whilst being captured by an artist for later portrayal on a T-shirt?

If you answered yes to any of the above, or to any other question for that matter, then Vortex is FOR YOU!

Conceived by an infinite number of aardvarks on an infinite number of antique computers, Vortex is a revolution in Android application design.

Not only can you tame wild animals, you can impress your friends, and make all your wildest dreams come true!*

[[ Now with support for Tegra devices, and Xperia PLAY and arc ]]

(*Dreams not actually guaranteed to come true.  For full terms and conditions, please contact developer.   This application not actually guaranteed to do anything at all.)

Vortex was developed for Android by Andrew Kachaniwsky

Package name : com.howdyplanet.vortex

System permissions : This application doesn't need specific permission

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by Larry the 8/27/2011

This app truely helped me have more faith in the lord, and have faith that some developers out there really can make a difference.

by James the 8/10/2011

Crapp

by Caleb the 8/7/2011

Never stops optimizing. So its worthless and pointless. All the stupid metaphors in the world couldnt change that.

by OJ the 7/27/2011

I would say it's the best app of all time but it defies time and space! Now everywhere I go all women love me and all men give me their wallets!

by markg the 7/25/2011

One of the best apps out there. Nominated for best app of the year. Dev - only problem is recent update only increased my epicness by 16%, please fix.

by delaney the 7/11/2011

Two things-#1,piece of $h!t just says 'optimizing memory' and #2,WtF is it supposed to do??!!

by Aks the 6/27/2011

Wtf is this app doing/does?

by Benjamin the 6/21/2011

Just says "vortex active-- optimizing device memory" then does nothing

by mike the 6/9/2011

Thought this was crap at first, then I noticed all the chicks checking me out. never seen so much action. Brum brum!!!

by Pavel the 5/24/2011

Doesn't do anything except for optimizing memory

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Vortex for Android was rated by Android Market Users on 2011-08-28 : 3.0/5